July 2011
motherfuckers act like they forgot about Britt...
Usually masturbation curbs my sexual desires.
Tonight it only heightened them.
Goddamn.
I hate when someone slurps their food.
You can tell what girls are horny according to the...
I bet I'll fuck your girl though
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A whole can of Diet Coke just exploded in my fucking kitchen after taking a fall from the top shelf of my refrigerator.
WTF?!
I don’t drink that shit. Why was it in there?
God, I hate people.
NBA and NFL lockout
skipfrombk:
I’m left with soccer and baseball
Fuck this year bruh
June 2011
Devin the Dude - The Dude
I want to exchange fuck faces with you.
If not, then I guess I will have to result to masturbating.
Again.
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The Dude
requieminsolitude replied to your post: I need some assistance, please.
What’s the album? I think I have it.
I need some assistance, please.
I want to find Devin the Dude’s very first cd, and download it.
For free.
How do I go about doing this?
I'm not even remotely* interested in True Blood.
*fixed
oh, Devin :)
Lil Scrappy anyone?
Trillville too?
...
Stop ack’n like a bitch, and get’cho...
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Grandma made fried chicken, but it hurts my teeth.
Wtf am I suppose to do now?
I got money in the bank.
Shawty, what’chu drank?
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would the joke still be relevant if I was a male?
oscarthegrouch replied to your post: Shooting ball with my nephews and…
sucking at first, then you found your stroke.
Shooting ball with my nephews and...
I was sucking at first. Then I found my stroke. Now these little nerds don’t wana play.
dr-henrykillinger:
I love.
who puts a picture of their dead baby on facebook?
I mean, what the actual fuck?
my whole day is ruined now because your blue child inside his blue casket fucked my whole day up.
fuck you. jerk.
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3 peat - Lil’ Wayne
I just want to watch Toddlers & Tiaras all day.
Is that cool?
Idgaf.
I’m newly unemployed, and I can do what the fuck I feel like.
:)
newdeezy:
I really do miss Lindsey Lohan (pre-crack). She was really hot.
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I would’ve boned Charles Manson so hard back in the day.
I probably would’ve even killed for him. Idk.
Impressionable white female, right here.
It’s amazing what we will do for a pretty face. :l
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skipfrombk:
I dont like phone calls. Actually I dont like phone calls with people I dont want to be on the phone with. If its a girl I like, my bros, or a homegirl…call me anytime
But if you are a random hoe/nigga
And you call me
It’ll be awkward as hell. Wtf you call me for face will be on.
So dont call me unless I know you are calling me
Probably wont answer
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Marriage
Mike Lowrey: Hey, hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?
Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, OK? Don't deny me this.
Mike Lowrey: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Marcus Burnett: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.
"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm...
fuck-bitches-get-money:
Gotta get down on Friday!
passthemike:
“I’m Single” - Lil Wayne
Everyone who's famous sells their soul to the...
honeyydee:
you didn’t hear?