“It’s gotten to the point where I can’t tell what part of the migraine is from the drinking and what part is from the ceaseless bullshit I have to listen to every day.”
Usually masturbation curbs my sexual desires.
Tonight it only heightened them.
Goddamn.
(Source: em-em-ema, via malcolmsex)
(Source: underaged, via poeticarsin)
I hate when someone slurps their food.
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Ludacris - Blueberry Yum Yum
The only time I will accept blueberries.
A whole can of Diet Coke just exploded in my fucking kitchen after taking a fall from the top shelf of my refrigerator.
WTF?!
I don’t drink that shit. Why was it in there?
God, I hate people.
